Good morning and thank you for choosing our flight to Sweden.
Ladies and gentlemen please pay attention as we display the safety features and procedures of this aircraft in case of emergency. Even if you are a frequent flyer you should listen carefully to the indication of the flight attendants.
FIRST OF ALL, FOR YOUR PERSONAL SAFETY, AS SOON AS YOU ARRIVE IN SWEDEN, DO NOT TRY TO LEARN THE LANGUAGE. ONE DAY A PERSON GOT UP TOO EARLY, HE DECIDED TO PUT SOME LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET IN A BIG BOX AND THEN, AS HE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO, HE SHOOK THE BAG. WHEN HE OPENED IT HE TOOK OUT IN A SCRAMBLE ORDER THE LETTERS AND HE SAID: NOW READ!
Each seat in this aircraft has a safety-belt that must be fastened when the appropriate signals are on. Please notice how to fasten, fit, and unfasten the seat-belts. For your own safety, we suggest that you keep your seat-belt fastened all the time while you are sitting.
WE ARE PLEASED TO REMIND YOU THAT NOT ALL THE SWEDISH PEOPLE ARE BLOND WITH BLUE EYES SO, IF WHEN YOU ARRIVE YOU WILL SEE ALSO SOME PEOPLE WITH BROWN HAIR, DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THAT, YOU DIDN’T MAKE A MISTAKE, YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT COUNTRY.
During an emergency please remain in your seat with your seat-belt fastened and your seat in the up-right position. In case of a drop in cabin pressure breathing masks will drop from the ceiling. Wear your mask and breathe normally. If someone needs help wearing the mask, remember to wear yours before helping others.
WE CANNOT TAKE OFF IF YOU DON’T HAVE AN UMBRELLA WITH YOU, SO IF YOU HAVEN’T GOT ONE PLEASE BUY IT FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.
During an evacuation of the aircraft the walkway emergency lights will guide you to the emergency exits, which are located in the front, centre and rear part of the cabin. In the unlikely case of an emergency landing in water, the life jacket is located under your seat. You must wear the life jacket as it is shown by the flight attendants, and wear it only outside the aircraft. To put the life jacket on pull the strap you will find on your chest.
FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY PLEASE NEVER BUT NEVER SAY BAD WORDS ABOUT IKEA. THE SWEDISH GOVERNAMENT WILL BAN YOU FROM THE COUNTRY.
For any information about the safety issues of this airplane please check the safety card located in front of your seat and feel free to ask the flight attendants.
WE HOPE YOU NEED SOME EXTRA INFORMATION AND WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO FLYING WITH YOU AGAIN.
As we are preparing to take-off, we ask you to check that your seat-belt is fastened, your table is up and locked, and you seat is in the up-right position.
We thank you for your attention and we wish you a pleasant flight!”
Maria Basso (3F)